Skeet Rash

n. Semen that has been allowed to dry on the skin after oral sex or sexual intercourse.

"Oh gross, Dick gave you skeet rash"
"Dude, last night, I gave Ethan's mom skeet rash"
"Dude,when I'm done with her, she's gonna have skeet rash all over her body"

by Sr. Dick November 16, 2003

skeet darts

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.

Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.

by chuck duece July 30, 2010

Skeet Sniping

The art of pulling out of a fuckhole (other than her face) seconds before busting a nut, and without changing positions, the skeet sniper acquires a target quickly and accurately spattering it with jizzum. Beginners tent to aim for the belly button or a nipple. Veteran shooters will target and take out an eye, nostril, specific tooth, the part in her hair, or combinations.

Skeet sniping advanced tactical maneuver:
Skeet sniper: "Ooooh, I'm gonna cum, ooooohhhhhhyyeaaaaaaaaaarraaarrrr!"
Random wench: "gnnaaachalchal" -gasp- "it went in my nose" -cough, cough- "and into my throat" -gag-
Skeet sniper:"BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"

by GoodGoon November 28, 2012

skeet off

To leave quickly; to disperse. Same as "murk off" or "burn off."

"I'mma skeet off, lil nigga come catch me, catch me." - Young Thug

by Thecoolestrodeo July 25, 2016

Street Skeet

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.

"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"

by winningmormon February 22, 2012

Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet

An extension of the word yeet, used for more emphasis on showing excitement torwards something, another way to say “yes” or “oh boy”. Basically, the phrase can mean many things. Not to be confused with the term yeet yeet potato skeet or yeet yeet dog treat or DEFINITELY not yeet yeet I beat my meat for those being completely different terms.

Billy: Yo bro ready to go to the park no homo?

Bobby: Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet!

by YeetMaster666 July 9, 2018

Skeetosis

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

by Delatorre April 8, 2011