seeds of glory

a large string of machine-gun farts

after eating two bean burritos, the seeds of glory had been planted.

by Dr. Donald Crystal September 8, 2005

skeetsplosion

A large ejaculation, causing a large amount of semen to be expelled from the penis, often making a mess.

After Nick masturbated while watching porn, he had a skeetsplosion in his pants.

by Navigate_yourself November 27, 2009

all juice no seeds

The term used when a man has had a vasectomy.

Her: "I don't want to get pregnant..."
Him: "Don't worry, I'm all juice no seeds baby."

by REB65 November 1, 2013

skeetstick

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with

"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"

by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

skeedz

weed, reefer, pot, marijuana.

deez skeedz bams is da dank.

by josh December 14, 2003

Polly Seeds

Sunflower Seeds

I love polly seeds. What are polly seeds? Sunflower seeds are polly seeds! How did they get that name? Parrots say, "Polly want a cracker" and parrots eat sunflower seeds.... so they are called polly seeds!

by Luke975 May 21, 2010

skeedz

really dank ass mothfuckin dank fo rillz

These skeedz bams be quite tha dank governah.

by LennyHendrix March 9, 2004