Skedaddle Skedoodle

ur pp is now a noodle

If a man attacks you on the street, point at his loins with both hands and shout "SKEDADDLE SKEDOODLE!!!" He will run away in shame, knowing his pp is now a noodle.

by Doctor Q.716 June 2, 2018

spedaddle

to simultaneously speed and skedaddle out of any given location or situation

the entire rust conversation wasn't exactly my cup of tea, so i just spedaddled

by rghytc June 18, 2009

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!

The cut spell from Harry Potter, J.K was drunk.

"How dare you, Ron! Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

by CasterMonk June 27, 2021

Skidaddle

To leave quickly. To signify that as soon as you finish a task you will skidaddle to the next place. To move at a quick pace from one place to another

Come on kids, we have to skidaddle!

As soon as I finish, i will skidaddle over to you to pick you up

by Swagpineapple June 15, 2014

skedaddle

The first thing a guy says to ViolentJenn in the morning (right after "thanks for last night.)

No example necessary.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Skedaddle

To fap excessively

Wow, Nicole really makes me want to skedaddle

by UghUghugh January 2, 2015

Camel Skedaddle

When a woman has a camel toe and one of her vaginal lips escapes the confines of the clothing.

Her shorts were soo short her camel toe had camel skedaddled.

by IWANTJEN September 17, 2016