skaterboi macheda

a skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who has a skate board. he thinks hes a pro at mini skateboards but hes atually trash. If you ever meet a skaterboi macheda never lose them because they are soooooo funny and tyically amazing singers. he tends to wear backwards pink hats, hoodies with the sleeves pulled up, and a watch. HES SO COOL. at day they wear strong cologne and champion hoodies. at night they wear cosplay.

a skatboarder who likes anime
ex. "i skateboard and watch anime" "youre a skaterboi macheda"

by coolirishdancerxd December 3, 2021

Inside Skater

Someone who performs the act of skateboarding inside a building or indoor facility. Mall, Store, Wal-Mart, House
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Police Officer #1: "WTF how did the fu**ing bench in the mall get trashed"

Police Officer #2: "Probably one of those INSIDE SKATERS"

(Police Officer #3: " Yeah there so fuc**ng cool, i wish i could skate")

by SKATER ; ) November 14, 2009

Pond skater

A working class person in the U.K. who votes Tory and invokes American capitalist views that harm services like the NHS. It refers to ‘across the pond’ meaning the Atlantic Ocean and the fact that ones political views leave one at the bottom of the food chain, especially below Pepe the Frog.

Only a pond skater would vote Tory with no pot to piss in.

by Ontical December 15, 2019

Skater Matress

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!

"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

by Washington's Own Victoria April 28, 2005

Skater girl

I know I'm a boy but I have friends that refer to themselves as "skater girls".

First of all a REAL skater girl won't refer herself as a "skater girl" because they don't want other people to label her. If you do skate and your a girl you have am actual board and you know how to actually do something, not falling off the next 2 seconds. Skater girls won't try to make it a big deal that they skate. If you have an Instagram and you label yourself as a skater girl, your just embarrassing yourself.

A FAKE skater girl will buy a penny board and pretend they skate. They will also like to label themselves as a skater girl.

Real skater girl: hey!, do you wanna go and skate one time?

Fake skater girl: sure when?

Real skater girl: maybe tomorrow! In practicing my backside 180.

Fake skater girl: backside what??

Real skater girl: *walls away ashamed*

by MaxEEE December 26, 2014

skater chick

Girls that can actually skate. They do not just go to skate parks to sit on their ass all day, they actually try and do tricks. They are not sluts that just want sex with a skaterboy. Likes to hang out with other skater dudes to do stupid shit all day. Knows the parts of a skateboard by heart. Basically a typical skater that is a girl.

Skater chick-Hey I can do a kick filp.
Skater dude -But your a girl...
Skater chick- Umm so? Hey want to go skate?
Skater dude -Yeah i wanna skate!

by Cavity King August 31, 2008

skatertg

Someone who is a "skatertg" is also known as a 1337 or "leet" haxor or "hacker". A skatertg normally resides in its natural habitat of The Tech Game but if it is stirred and moved away from its natural habitat it becomes angry and starts to unleash his 1337 haxor skills on other surrounding intarweb beings.

The skatertg awoke from his Tech Game bed to find a hippie standing at the end of his bed. So the skatertg became enraged and unleashed the full force of his 1337 haxor-ness onto the hippie.

by skatertg October 2, 2010