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Stargasm

The intense feeling of success when star testing or other state required testing is complete, may be accompanied with a small orgasm.
Damn man, i just took the math test. At the last problem i picked randomly and had a fatty stargasm.
by niggaassgbitchjoseph May 6, 2009
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skargasm

–noun

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.
jamie- omg i just saw a picture of the alexander skarsgard! *sigh*

kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-

jamie- you know it!
by truebuffyfly December 7, 2009
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Skarsgush

The verbal outpouring of Alexander Skarsgard related words in reference to viewing his pictures or video. These words describe actions or emotions invoked by Alexander Skarsgard.
While a skasaholic was skarsgarding, she was in complete skarslust over that Swedish actor. This skarsgirl with the skarscrush could only describe her actions and emotions with skarsgush.
by Fairyblood December 19, 2010
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Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
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Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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Sharegasm

an unrelenting storm of impending shares that leave you happily spent and depleted. Meanwhile leaving everyone else creamed in shit they don't understand. Typically seen with a flood of Instagram DM's or group chat topics.
Guy 1: Nelson just had a sharegasm.

Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: He just shared like 30 pictures that don't make sense, and is now sleeping with a smile on his face.
by leche82 September 1, 2016
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Sargasm

Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
Destini: Dude, that sarcasm was PERFECT for just now

Bob: Yea, that was an absolute sargasm.
by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017
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