Siri

Siri is a built-in "intelligent assistant" that enables users of Apple iPhone 4S and later and newer iPad and iPod Touch devices to speak natural language voice commands in order to operate the mobile device and its apps.*Note that intelligent is in brackets.

"hey siri"

by dontyoudare December 25, 2015

Siri

If not the personal assistant in your iPhone, a chick with a strangely long upper body.

- Who is that girl with the long torso?
- That’s Siri.

by swedishbitch April 13, 2022

Siri

Really nice and smart. Great Person

You are so nice Siri!

by SmartDuder69 January 31, 2018

Siri

The most useless f*cking personal assistant ever!

Person- "How to perform CPR on a dog?"
Siri- "I'm sorry, there are no restrooms in your area."

by The Not So Genius December 7, 2017

Siri

A robot that has no purpose in our phones and iPads because she mostly say “Who me?”

Me :”What is the meaning of life?”

Siri :Chocolate

by Fitbit0618 May 27, 2018

Siri

When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.

You: Siri help! I've been shot!

Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.

You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.

Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)

You: *Fart* (butt dail)

Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.

by 3Sense February 13, 2015

Siri

To take credit for other peoples knowledge. Typically this is done at work to impress other colleagues. To pretend to know something you know nothing about.

That idiot gets credit for everything. She's always pullin a Siri too!

by roger pedactor August 14, 2006