siris

A named for a dog who is way to spoiled and treat better than most humans. Also cute and adorable but still annoying.

My dog Siris love eating fresh ice from the freezer.

by Yyakeec May 15, 2018

Siri

A annoying iPhone helper but kinda funny mostly not sometimes helpful but mostly not Siri is someone who is old and needs a hearing aid

Girl:hey Siri call Martha
Siri:sorry I don't understand "clock mark the"
Girl:stupid phone

by Unlesshuman#78 June 1, 2017

Siri

Really nice and smart. Great Person

You are so nice Siri!

by SmartDuder69 January 31, 2018

Siri

A robot that has no purpose in our phones and iPads because she mostly say “Who me?”

Me :”What is the meaning of life?”

Siri :Chocolate

by Fitbit0618 May 27, 2018

Siri

The most useless f*cking personal assistant ever!

Person- "How to perform CPR on a dog?"
Siri- "I'm sorry, there are no restrooms in your area."

by The Not So Genius December 7, 2017

Siri

When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.

You: Siri help! I've been shot!

Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.

You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.

Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)

You: *Fart* (butt dail)

Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.

by 3Sense February 13, 2015

Siri

To take credit for other peoples knowledge. Typically this is done at work to impress other colleagues. To pretend to know something you know nothing about.

That idiot gets credit for everything. She's always pullin a Siri too!

by roger pedactor August 14, 2006