When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.
John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.
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The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.
Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.
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I didn't want to give the shitty impression, but how else could I break his jaw and smear shit on him at the same time?
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The ability to read others and yet still remain unreadable yourself.
The ability to read others and yet still remain unreadable yourself.
I met the new temp at work and since I am a first impressionist I can read her and know she is interested in more qiet guys than loud party-goers. So fixed my personality to be less outgoing and more shy towards her.
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Get the Abeds impression of Troy mug.The failure-to-vote position created by unrelenting exposure to largely unsubstantiated, incorrect election fraud accusations and fever dream, conspiracy theorist lunacy.
I'm a proud 'Merican and I believe that free and fair elections are the foundation of our Republic and the Democratic experiment itself. If our election system is undermined or found corrupt the only logical remedy is voter self-suppression; non-participation as an act of passive defiance will help restore confidence!
(and make victory for non-delusional voters an almost absolute)
(and make victory for non-delusional voters an almost absolute)
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