Get the SimpAnnie mug.Noun: A title given to a simp who embodies many characteristics of a total douche- especially when initially presented as incredibly simpish but then reveals their douchebag tendencies. Pronounced like chimpanzee.
Friend 1: “He wouldn’t stop texting me all night while he was out drunk with his friends and saying how much he misses me and loves me- but I asked him yesterday if he wanted to hang out and he chose his friends over me! What a simpandouche! “
Friend 2: “Mega simpandouche. Simple monkey man.”
Friend 2: “Mega simpandouche. Simple monkey man.”
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Get the simpmania mug.John, to his girlfriend: “I’m gonna buy you this $1,000 gold ring you wanted so much to commemorate our 1-week anniversary”
Dave, who is also there for some reason: “Damn bro, that’s very simpacious of you”
Dave, who is also there for some reason: “Damn bro, that’s very simpacious of you”
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Get the simpacious mug.Sampanis is the most famous word in Patras Greece. It means "clown" and it is often used to describe a person who is retarted. You can also wish to someone to get "sampanis". It's one of the deadliest forms of cancer and it's the worst thing you can get
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Get the simpamiot mug.A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.
Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.
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