Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
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Definition: Looking wealthy, stylish, and pampered with money; appearing rich, luxurious, or financially well taken care of. Smonished can also describe the feeling that money is coming or that you are destined for wealth.
Example Sentences:
That billionaire walked in looking so smonished in his designer suit and gold watch!
Her outfit was smonished—she looked like a million dollars.
After his business breakthrough, he became smonished and started living in luxury.
I woke up today feeling smonished—I just know a financial breakthrough is coming!
Even though he is not rich yet, he carries himself in a smonished way, confident that wealth is on the way.
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Definition: Looking wealthy, stylish, and pampered with money; appearing rich, luxurious, or financially well taken care of. Smonished can also describe the feeling that money is coming or that you are destined for wealth.
Example Sentences:
That billionaire walked in looking so smonished in his designer suit and gold watch!
Her outfit was smonished—she looked like a million dollars.
After his business breakthrough, he became smonished and started living in luxury.
I woke up today feeling smonished—I just know a financial breakthrough is coming!
Even though he is not rich yet, he carries himself in a smonished way, confident that wealth is on the way.
Tags:
#Smonished #Luxury #Rich #Success #Money #Wealth #FinancialBreakthrough #Abundance
Smonished (adjective)
Definition: Looking wealthy, stylish, and pampered with money; appearing rich, luxurious, or financially well taken care of. Smonished can
Example Sentences:
1. That billionaire walked in looking so smonished in his designer suit and gold watch!
2. Her outfit was smonished—she looked like a million dollars.
3. After his business breakthrough, he became smonished and started living in luxury.
4. I woke up today feeling smonished—I just know a financial breakthrough is coming!
5. Even though he is not rich yet, he carries himself in a smonished way, confident that wealth is on the way.
Definition: Looking wealthy, stylish, and pampered with money; appearing rich, luxurious, or financially well taken care of. Smonished can
Example Sentences:
1. That billionaire walked in looking so smonished in his designer suit and gold watch!
2. Her outfit was smonished—she looked like a million dollars.
3. After his business breakthrough, he became smonished and started living in luxury.
4. I woke up today feeling smonished—I just know a financial breakthrough is coming!
5. Even though he is not rich yet, he carries himself in a smonished way, confident that wealth is on the way.
by Evangelist Oluwaseun Ajama February 22, 2025
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My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
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