Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Neil Young Sideburns

Overflow of pubic hair sticking out of the sides of a woman's panties.

Dude, she needed a trim so bad, it looked like Neil Young Sideburns peeking out of her pants!

by ClamRider November 30, 2007

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

Naked Booty Sideburns

When females don't have any hair edges. The sideburn area is naked...like a baby's booty.

I WOULD cut my hair short, but I'm worried about my naked booty sideburns showing.

by Missy McMisserton November 12, 2010

side burn

when a roll up,fag or spliff only burns on one side.

oh shit, i've got a side burn on my joint

by barry July 22, 2003

Put this pussy on your sideburns

When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.

Nicki will put this pussy on your sideburns during the song Bedrock.

by PokemoNTickleR December 10, 2009