schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in somebody else's misfortune. From German,
also spelled shadenfreude

shrink to a patient:
-what did you feel when you found out that your successful brother had lost all his money in the stock market?
patient:
-schadenfreude

by ana von hindenburg February 25, 2011

Schadenfruede

A song from the fucking hilarious musical "Avenue Q". It's also a German word meaning happiness at the misfortune of others.

Nicky: Hmm...Schadenfruede, huh? What is that? Some kind of Nazi word?
Gary: Yep! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others"!
Nicky: Happiness at the misfortune of others...that is German!

Kyle: What is this feeling when you watch a Vegetarian eat chicken or a Frat boy realize just what he put his dick in?
Lize: Schadenfruede!

by Lize September 6, 2008

Schadenwank

An extreme form of schadenfreude displayed when showing absolute glee at another's misery or misfortune.

Mo: I see your team lost last night, ha ha ha, I almost feel sorry for you, loser!

Matt: oh right, been having a schadenwank have you?

by Merlinho April 26, 2009

Schadenfreude

Getting joy out of someone elses misfortune. The joy you feel is shameful.

She fell over and broke her neck.. i felt nothing but schadenfreude..

by bobx-- December 18, 2008

schadtmaster

A compound word using schadt and master in place of the more common compund word, 'shitmaster' while 'schadt' can be used in place of shit in any situation to sound posh, it is best paired with master.

whats that smell?? ughh..

oh, dont you know? the schadtmaster is here

damn, thats some stanky schadt

by Kevlar622 March 23, 2010

schadenpussy

n. pleasure derived from the inability of another to negotiate a sexual encounter with a woman

I was wondering why I saw Tom smiling to himself in the corner, but it turns out he just had schadenpussy over Billy striking out with that blonde.

by Aquinos July 9, 2010

schadenfucker

An insult hurled at people who laugh at your misery. Based on schadenfreude and, well, "fuckers."

Example: Yeah, yeah. So I just fell on the ice. You can quit laughing any time you schadenfucker .

by greebie December 20, 2013