Jake took a piss in the Waffle House bathroom at 2 AM, and right after he finished he got a case of the penis shwibbles because the AC was on -2 Celcius.
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an irish curse used when calling shotgun. can be used with the shotgun call "shotgun, no shambles" or if not used "shotgun", a second person can call shambles and they get shotty.
Person 1: Shotgun, no shambles
Person 2: Fuck
Person 1: Shotgun
Person 2: Shambles
Person 1: Fuck, you win
Person 2: Fuck
Person 1: Shotgun
Person 2: Shambles
Person 1: Fuck, you win
by carpetmuncher1011 March 27, 2010
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NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".
NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".
by wfu demon deacons February 6, 2007
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by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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2. The state in which Africa was left after the Europeans had their way with them.
2. The state in which Africa was left after the Europeans had their way with them.
by apgovt March 30, 2009
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How did that shambles ever get on the air?
Trying to get anything useful done over a video link always results in an unusable shambles.
Wow, episode 36 was an epic shambles.
Trying to get anything useful done over a video link always results in an unusable shambles.
Wow, episode 36 was an epic shambles.
by ubercurmudgeon January 19, 2011
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