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sleep shuttle

the cautious walk one takes to bed after waking up on the couch taking care not to make any sudden moves or take on any tasks as to not wake yourself up completely before getting to the bed
Man, that load of laundry I didnt fold earlier derailed the sleep shuttle when i got to the bedroom and found it still on the bed. It'll take me an hour to fall asleep now!
by rhyynno March 29, 2010
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Creeper Shuttle

Any work van that resembles a pedophile van despite if vehicle has windows on the side or not. Also vehicles don’t just have to be white they can be any color.
Creeper Shuttle’s are alllowed to drive fast I’m shcool districts to avoid raised suspicions among students, parents, and school officials.
by The Podfather December 2, 2018
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Shuttle Docking

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.
Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"
by Jed and Marco June 16, 2008
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shuttlecock

This is a cock on the move. It takes the shuttle, to avoid nasty traffic.
Wow, look a that shuttle cock go; it just avoided alot of traffic.
by Nichole~ June 6, 2005
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pork shutters

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.
So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"
by Freakyduet June 11, 2006
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Shuttlefucking

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
by HerrM October 1, 2009
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Spit Shuttle

The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.
Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!

Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!
by mantrum December 3, 2009
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