Shuffling

What faggots do

Person one: look at him shuffling!
Person two: he must be a faggot

by ShufflersSuckPoop November 6, 2011

Shuffling the underlay

Euphemism for female masturbation, aka rub one out, flick the bean.

Where's Betty? She's upstairs, must be shuffling the underlay again.

by mackemlad1 September 17, 2019

Shuffling

Maintaining formation with a group of others and essentially, line dancing on roller skates, repeating the exact same 5 steps over and over again, while going around in circles for hours at a time and thinking it requires talent.

“My friends Javier, Ruben, and Olga were shuffling with us at Thunder Wheels in Hialeah”

by Labeda April 16, 2021

shuffling

to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off

"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"

by boys at school December 11, 2008

Butt shuffling

To shuffle one's buttocks across the floor, or any surface, rather like scooching, but the motion of the buttocks is more shuffled than scooched.

''Moses was butt shuffling across laminate flooring''

by _Ems_ November 26, 2007

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

Shuffling

When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.

That guy's dick is outside his pants, he must be shuffling.

by ten32 October 30, 2020