Shrinkitsity

Shrinkitsity (n)
1. The condition that befalls certain fabrics when put through the wash, or after rainfall, or simply over a long period of use.
Please note:
This word is not to be confused with shrinkage, which is when your balls freeze up.

1. "Mom, I told you not to use Cascade on my sweater; Now I've got some shrinkitsity."
2. "Hey, what's up with the shrinkitsity? I just bought this t-shirt yesterday."
3. "Aw, I've got some shrinkitsity." "No, man, that's shrinkage if it's in your balls."

by Jackson O'Brasky November 7, 2007

Adhoc Shrinking

Providing mental health and psychosocial support to another person as and when needed. This is meant to aide in the reduction of stress or anxiety the person may be experiencing and is generally among known individuals. However, there are many attempting to provide such advice on social media channels

bro I just took straight Ls in my meeting with Mike. do you have time for some adhoc shrinking? i need help not being ded

by Truffula August 9, 2023

Shrinkage

When ur penis shrinks during a cold pool

John just got out of the chilling pool, John has shrinkage

by The factuals April 7, 2019

shrinking

To drink and shop at the same time.

Before heading to the mall to buy shoes they made a pit stop at the liquor store to start thier shrinking.

by Elle Thomas July 31, 2007

Surf shrinkage

When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit

My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage

by Shaun tompsonSon July 4, 2009

shrinkitis

Fear of the shrink effect after swimming or other cold water activities.

Danny won't go swimming because he has shrinkitis. Whatta pussy.

by margomango December 1, 2009

shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004