shpuzz

Oh man, thats too bad

--> Shpuzz, I can't go out tonight.

--> Shpuzz, Lola can't go to the movies with us tonight.

by Jessica :D June 2, 2007

Shmutzka

The grey/brown film that collects in the drains of industrial dishwasher from the food.

I had to clean the shitty smelling shmutzka out of the dish washer cuz my boss is a kniving whore

by albinofluff December 25, 2011

Shmutzy

The residue left on your glasses after a man cums on a woman's face.

My Dunkin Doughnuts napkin in my center council is ineffective when trying to wipe the shmutzy off my sunglasses.

by Grab the Bull by its horns July 19, 2016

Shnutz

To shove something in one's body cavity in order to conceal illegal substances

Susan shnutz'd cocaine onto the aircraft and got away with jt

by Syxela May 14, 2018

Shmutza

A shmutza is a Hasidic Jewish male prostitute.

Harry was a good shmutza.. he could always make the men’s asses in Tel Aviv quiver with passion.

by Nerdboy1982! October 22, 2019

sputzed

The feeling of brain fog you get after a night of intense partying.

"Dude, that was a rad party last night. I drank so much I woke up totally sputzed!"

by Somerlea May 2, 2021

Shmütz

To engage in the act of smoking a Hoon. The Hoon is typically in a cylindrical format.

So your hanging with your squad after having a nice big dinner/event and the vibe is good, chill, and relaxed,
“Hey man, sick day today!
“Yeah bro great day!”
…
“You wanna go shmütz a Hoon?”
“Hell yeah! Let’s do it”

by AardvarkArnie August 13, 2021