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Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019
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Sportsing

Describing people who play or watch sports in a sarcastic and rude way.

To make light of sports in general.
My roommates had friends over to watch football. Their sportsing was really annoying me.
by Lawrence Dean August 15, 2020
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sporting palace

According to the Hostage episode of Gunsmoke and to a historical marker in Hays City Kansas, this is an old time term for a brothel.
Looking at Miss Kitty, her kidnapper says, It ain’t no surprise to find Matt Dillon’s woman in a sporting palace.
by John Dohh February 28, 2023
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ghetto sporting

The act of riding a dual sport motorcycle in an urban environment. Usually ends up with cops showing up asking if your bike is legal, or the occasional bum or crack whore laying in a location used as ramps.
Indianapolis has some great ghetto sporting areas.
by racercorky August 13, 2013
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Water sporting

Similar to water boarding but with the sense of pleasure instead of torture. It consists of massive amounts of urine to ones face with plastic wrap covering it so the recipient can feel the warmth of urine and also experience the feeling of drowning as well. Similar to a hot carl.
Suzann was tried of receiving the same thing every night, so she decided to switch up with her partner and try water sporting instead.
by Cursed genes November 1, 2011
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sportingly

Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.
Hope everything is going along sportingly.
by Cindy & Jarred June 11, 2007
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Shortling

A word to describe a short or small person
My friend Thomas is a shortling
by Ball licker 2000 April 15, 2022
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