Shonkster

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.

"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."

by DavRock June 5, 2009

Shpongled

The act of acheiving the peak of a drug high. Usually at a humanly uncontrollable level.

Daniel, Loren and I were incredibly shpongled three thursdays ago, we laughed for roughly fourty-six minutes.

by Scott Bingle December 19, 2007

Shronkdaddy

An exclamation used to declare a winning hand in poker, usu. a hand that wins a very large part. General usage includes loudly shouting "SHRONKDADDY!" while raking in an opponent's chips. Named in honor of the late PokerRoad Radio Producer Justin Shronk.

I had Jacks and the flop came Ace, Jack, Jack. Dude moved all in on me and I called and yelled SHRONKDADDY while I stacked his cash.

by WTFFantasiaBarrino April 23, 2009

Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010

Shpoink

The act of a man ejaculating

I shpoinked in her eye!

by Nathan Pazdernik December 5, 2011

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

El Shronk

Someone who believes every definition from Urban dictionary

Someone says: „I forgot 💀” El Shronk: „Here is the link to the definition on Urban dictionary (and other shit)…”

by Not General August 25, 2021