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sharted

Refers to someone who shits and farts at the same time
dude that lady in the next stall totally sharted
by J.J.B November 25, 2007
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sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead
i was trying to fart but sharted instead
by corey l January 29, 2004
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sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.
" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!
by katie-jo March 26, 2004
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Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart
Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation
by douknowchriso August 26, 2008
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Shnarted

Dude 1: Achoo
Dude 2: Bless You
Dude 1: Brb Dude I Shnarted
by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017
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sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.
I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.
by corsendonkian May 8, 2019
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Sharted

The word that means you shitted and farted at the same time!
Maddie wanted to fart soooooo bad that she Sharted instead!
by Allie Mata January 5, 2006
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