Philosophy shower

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.

Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?

Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.

Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.

by FuctButSects October 22, 2010

Pre Shower Shit

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)

"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"

by Dicked September 30, 2012

shower-plop

When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.

Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 4, 2008

Navy Shower

where gay sex often happens.

Navy man - Hey Tate bud g, hop in the navy shower with me
Tate - ok bud g coming now
(tate drops soap, Navy man bum fucks him hard and rough causing Tates ass to rupture giving him haemorroids)

by benj.1_ November 16, 2021

axe shower

The act of replacing a shower with spraying yourself with axe.

Joe is a lazy asshole, and takes axe showers before comming over.

by Joseph Block March 27, 2007

showerdue

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

by jpg3 November 16, 2011

british shower

the sexual act of pouring steeped tea onto your partner and drinking it off

i gave her the british shower, dont judge me

by metal_chair August 14, 2020