Shurtleffed

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005

Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.

Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence

by Ozmandia August 2, 2009

sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men

John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave

by Ray Orta November 7, 2006

Shortliner

A shortliner is a term for a group charter fishermen who have been indoctrinated into a fisheries management plan by one of the seven regional fishery management councils. Most likely against their will, with a crappy allocation and undue regulations

The halibut shortliner fleet in 3A needs an larger allocation

by humonguslingus September 20, 2012

Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Shirtless Guy

The ripped guy in a particular group that works out a lot & takes off his shirt every. chance. he gets.

They could understand that Matt was Shirtless Guy when he mowed the lawn, or played basketball, or fetched the mail from the mailbox, but to their amazement, Matt was Shirtless Guy for Thanksgiving, when it was 15°.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

shorteh

Shorteh is a slight slang term for Shorty, but in more of a cool, chilled out sense.

1. "Whatup Shorteh!"
2. "Hey Shorteh, fancy knockin boots!?"

by XM4ST3RX April 29, 2005