shortstop

This term is used to describe any single woman who is deemed capable of forming a sexual bond (long or short term).

Young man arriving at bar: "Yo, are there any good shortstops available?"

Young man already at bar: "Nah, just a couple of Alex Cora's and a Bobby Crosby."

by Theo Epstein April 20, 2004

Shortstop

When a guy tries to turn a hand job into a blow job but fails, when a guy fails to turn second base into third base

John wants Sarah to play shortstop instead of second base.

by Gavin Newsome 6969420420 December 27, 2020

shortstop

having anal

yo, did you get to home base with girls name last night?

naw, i got to shortstop.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 5, 2021

shortstop

A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.

After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.

by Phylliss February 25, 2008

Shortstop

When inserting an object into the male penis

Using a coffee straw or paper clip in shortstop

by the wooster April 17, 2011

Shortstop

It refers to people who make and/or take stupid risks. This slang term is greatly used on the East Coast.

Don't worry shortstop we on our way.
---METHOD MAN (from the movie, Belly)

This is referring to T-Boz pulling a gun on Method Man. Then all of a sudden his boys pulled all they guns on her.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 5, 2005

shortstop

1. A fool , a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.

Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 26, 2009