Somesh

A really smart guy you would want to hang out with every day. He's really friendly, stunning, hot and cute. He's an amazing person. If you had to pick someone to go out with him, you should choose him cause he's the right type of guy for any girl. His love is unbearable

Friend: OMG, did you see who jessica went out with last night???
Me: Who?
Friend: I can't believe you don't know, it's that cute guy, Somesh!!

by peopleareveeryannoying September 29, 2018

Somesh

A fun loving and motivational person who is loyal and hardworking.

My boss thinks I'm somesh!

by Snow_man March 9, 2018

piss shoes

Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.

Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.

by scumslug October 18, 2009

shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

by trarei August 6, 2011

Mr. Cool Shoes

a person who is soooo exceptionally "cool" that they deem the title Mr. Cool Shoes. footwear has no actual significance to the title, recognition is based solely on "coolness"

Guy1: "god savannah head is so fucking cool"
Guy2: "fuck yea dude, i wish i was her"
Guy1: "shes like a fucking Mr. Cool shoes or something"
Guy2: "i fucking know right?"

by driscollicious November 17, 2010

Shoes for cruise

A phrase used to describe someone who is never caught acting up or slippin. They always seem innocent and get around the system. They "cruise" by.

Adam - We've got to get this guy fired, man! We should catch him acting up.
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...

by AK1117 February 11, 2013

My Shoes Squeaked

1. Some peoples shoes squeak or make squeaking sounds while they are walking or running.

2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.

1. These new shoes I'd bought makes squeaking noises while I'm walking.

2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 May 31, 2018