shmammered

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

by tywithawhy December 17, 2008

shmameron smoady

A person (usually male) who wrangles poon for a living, likes smalking smike smish, is more likely than not lead harmonica player for a country/punk band.

Did you see that shmameron smoady unfold the booms on that beho?

by tgit1004 December 14, 2010

Shmumbled

The quintessential level-up from humbled, when one is humbled beyond other words.

All of you guys, you'd follow me to the end of time, I'm so shmumbled.

by RadienX Chaosmaker June 16, 2016

shaumbra

A person searching spiritual enlightenment and awakening.

Person 1: Kevin's a shaumbra.
Person 2: Yeah, he loves meditating.

by IIIndigo August 29, 2017

Schmumblarded

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.

I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.

by a.eglin June 12, 2019

Schmump

A broski that refuses to go to ur birthday because he needs to play fortnite.

Ethan is such a fucking schmump!

by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008