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shmocka

Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.
Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!
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shiot

by Christy February 12, 2003
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schmotz

jewish word for messy or messed up
my room is so schmotzed
by thrw th May 13, 2007
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Shmogen

A word created by LUKE MOTHER F'IN BROWN, this word can mean anything from a noun to a verb. It is a great substitute if you have no idea what is going on to change the subject of this word that no one has heard. RIP Luke Brown
Why don't you go Shmogen yourself!

Why Shmogen there!

What in the Shmogen are you talking about?
by Hoey1 February 25, 2010
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Shmite

numerous meanings behind this word relating to Marijuana. It can be used in all verbal contexts.

1. Let's go smoke.

2. Let's get really high
3. That was good weed

4. I'm so fucking high right now
!. "Let's go shmite"
2. "Let's get super shmite."

3. " That was good shmite"
4. "I'm so fucking shmite right now!"
by Sabes September 8, 2009
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shmote

1. An idiot; generally: a person who is always wasting your time with their stupid, unattentive and redundant (i.e. repetitious) questions
2. An expletive relating to something banal, pathetic, or without consequence. Used similary to "Joe Shmo".

The word is formed by the condensation of "schmuck" (Yiddish for "dick") and "smote" (English for the past participle of the verb "to smite").
1. C.C. keeps coming over here to bother me with her nagging, "I'm going to ride your ass" questions. I wish I didn't work with such a shmote.
3. Let's say one client company, Shmote Investment Firm A, wanted to implement this functionality.
by BK Dymacel July 25, 2008
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shmoette

Noun.

A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.

Pronounced Shh-moe-et
Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006
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