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shlort

1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."

"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"

"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."

"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."

"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008
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shmar

Super, awesome, and sexy all at once.
Man, I just met a girl and she is so shmar
by mattally October 23, 2008
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shamori

Beautiful and very bright she has a big heart she can be the bestest best frann ever she will never let you done
Shamori is soooo beautiful
by Rockelle October 6, 2016
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Shmorange

A type of reclusive and mysterious monster located in Northern Canadian Forests and Woods. Very Few live to tell their story of seeing the Shmorange or more commonly known as Shornge. Similarly to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster a Shmorange has been stated to be a myth because of the lack of definitive proof, but trust me you would not want to live in a world with proof. They are rumored to eat trees whole and digest entire campsites before being captured. Truly there has only ever been one captured Shmorange and the FBI and Secret Service lost eight agents that day. That singularly captured Shmorange is said to be residing in Area 51. Nobody is allowed in to keep them safe. Aliens are said to be caged there but the real answer is one single Shmorange is there constantly tested on and fed nine whole trees a day. Beware of the Shmorange.
A shmorange ate my parents.
Did you hear about the Shmorange that escaped from Area 51?
Oh my God! Is that a Shmo-
by MaddibeSaddy May 22, 2019
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Shmarmer

someone who is sneaky. a weasel.
"what a fucking shmarmer."
by The MF Kimzl February 5, 2010
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schmorg

To feast heavily, derived from the noun "smorgasbord" (pronounced schmorgisbord) which refers to a large platter of food. I.e to schmorg, schmorgging
"Dude I am about to schmorg so hard."
by AverageJoe330 March 27, 2015
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shamoritize

v. To order or prioritize a set of tasks based on potential shame or embarrassment (such as cleaning house for company.) It is based on a highly sophisticated algorithm which balances the variables including (but not limited to) the quantity of potential shame, feasibility, time, probability of work being undone by children, and likelihood of similar circumstances among viewers (ex. They also have cat hair on their couch... probably.)
With very little time to shamoritize we did empty the trash and do the dishes. But we'll have to hide the laundry in our room.
by MrsClarity April 1, 2017
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