sheebar

a thoroughly and unmercifully annihilated pussy, normally achieved when an amply-sized man takes the largest and sharpest part of his body (usually the penis) and proceeds to rip and stab the vagina until it becomes completely mutilated and dysfunctional. Bleeding is not uncommon, as the vagina typically tears, and the girl never experiences any degree of pleasure. The gyrations and the thrusting of the mammoth throbbing cock destroys the lining of the hitherto intact vagina as well as the outside genitalia. While in the process of getting her pussy demolished, the girl typically experiences indescribable amounts of pain, and exclamations of intense physical torment are commonly heard. Afterwards, the pussy becomes completely useless for any sexual activity, as the girl is unable to feel pleasure anymore, and the colossal hole left behind could not stimulate the largest dick on the whole fucking planet.

1) "Oh shit Jake! Your dick is WAY too big. I don't want you to turn my cunt into sheebar!!!"

2) After her sexual encounter with Jake, she was unable to walk for a week and found that her pussy had turned into sheebar.

by jakecman January 11, 2010

Shmeeze

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

by calmarius May 30, 2006

Shmeeshmoo

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010

shmeestered

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

.

We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmeez

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

by chiefin-doobies October 2, 2018

shmeetum

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.

Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.

by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019

shmeeg

a really awesome person
a great word to say that describes any situation
a hottie

that tall girl and her short friend are total shmeegs
bro 1: dude that party was a total rager
bro 2: yeah shmeegs i know!

by rangstorffandmiddlefield January 3, 2011