shmeckle dwarfed

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008

Shmeckels

Another word for money, cash, coins, mulla, schmoney, stacks, etc.

Look at all my shmeckels.
I can buy a lot of nugs with all my shmeckels!
Grab my shmeckels from my wallet.

by VNova December 4, 2019

ShmeckleHead

Men that dont ever receive head from their significant other

Clinton sure is a real shmeckleHead.

by The Creator is Back September 17, 2021

Shmackel

Mr. Jiggledaddy, Rumple foreskin, the one-eyed monster, your COCK!!!!!! (Can also be used as an insult to describe a dumbass.)

"Hey baby, wanna ride my shmackel?"
"Look at that shmackel there, what a dumb ass"

by Jayden November 2, 2003

shmekel

Yiddish for a prepubecent penis

Awe....doesn't he have a cute little shmekel....

by HT-Dog January 3, 2008

Shmeckldorf

From Old English meaning silly or gay to Present American meaning Richard Simmons

Shut up ya shmeckldorf!

by Keenan Smith July 2, 2004

schmeckel

1. Yiddish word used for a schmuck, but who is a little more benign, a more stupid and uninformed schmuck.

2. used also for a pre-pubescent penis, not yet fully grown.

1. He is a real schmeckel, for stealing sheets from the hotel laundry room for a toga party, with a policeman watching.

2. My 11 year old son is just discovering that his schmeckel
may be used for something else other than peeing.

by Martin Lizerbram October 9, 2007