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shlame

Used when you need to emphazise the lame perspective of something.
"come out tonight"
"I can't i have school work"
"Shlame!!!"
by shlamizzle April 16, 2009
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shazeeda

Most amazing, girl in the world. funny, beautiful and is part of the mister corperation =
There's that shazeeda going !
by skysherlimit July 7, 2008
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Slazed

so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. Could also be spelled "slayzed".
i was so slazed after work i locked my keys in my car, but then forgot where my car was.
by Miyags August 3, 2007
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Shlace

The act of recieve oral sex while having your shoes tied.
Boy receiving a shlace.
Boy: Oh yes! Double knot please!
by The iron dildo November 5, 2008
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shlazzy

adj: cool, cute, hot, sexy, awesome or something you like
that shirts shlazzy. daaaayum hes shlazzy.
by shlazzy girly January 13, 2009
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shlozet

1. (pronounced shlaw-zet) A shower built into what was previously a closet. This very rare but crafty home luxury sometimes exists where a single home has been divided up into fifteen gazillion separate apartments; space and pluming are limited, so showers are built wherever possible, and rarely attached to, or even near a bathroom.

In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlozetist", shlozets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlozets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlozets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shlozet, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlozetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within the future shared living space with a shlozetist.

2. The act of washing one's self within a shlozet.

Also see: shloset.
Bradley: Mind if I take a quick shlozet?

Bryan: What the hell are you talking about?
by braddlecat April 4, 2010
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Shlazy

Too lazy to shave.
Last week I got so shlazy my friends brought me new blades with a look of pity.
by Salaco December 11, 2011
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