shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009

shitstantlies

The immediate occurance of consuming something or an situation that will give you the uncontrollable, urgent necessity to take a crap.

I ate that burrito and it gave me the shitstantlies.

shit - stant- lies (lees).

by Allyn Mac May 22, 2008

Shittanning Shore

Nickname of the town Kittanning, located in Pennsylvania. the name is a parody of Jersey Shore.

"Dude, did you go to the Penns game Saturday?!"

"Naw, I was hangin out down on Shittanning Shore baby!"

by Bubby the Whale September 25, 2011

Shittastrophe

A catastrophe that is so bad and shit it becomes a shittastrophe. It surpasses normal disastrous events and thus becomes even shittier.

Guy 1: bro, I'm so stressed I have so much to do and no time wtf is my life
Guy 2: ooF sounds like a shittastrophe

by Ashthekitten May 11, 2020

shitcanthropsy

just another way of saying sh*t. the list goes on forever. It sorta piggybacks off the disease lycanthropsy.

(just got hit by a golf ball) SHITCANTHROPSY!!!

by Patrick Reeves May 24, 2005

ShitTastic

The combination of Shit and Fantastic, referring to a situation that at first seems Shitty but in the end turned out Fantastic.

ShitTastic, When a shitty situation ends in a fantastic way.

by ObsidianStrife December 4, 2014

shittastic

its like saying fan tastic.. but your swearing at the same time

i got an A+ on my rerport card. thats shittastic

by Thors Stone April 18, 2008