Little puffballs that somehow ended up on this goddamned planet but have the power to make you instantly
love them. Those who don't have committed a monstrous sin/crime and will be shoved aside by society
unless they love puppies
or learn to love kittens
Cheers guys ❤
Girl: OH MY GOD! ITS A KITTEN!!
OMG OMG OMG I LOOOOVE IT!
Girl 2: AAAAAAAAAAAH YASSSSSSS !
Dude: (Also squeals) I love kittens too!
A catastrophe that is so bad and shit it becomes a shittastrophe. It surpasses normal disastrous events and thus becomes even shittier.
Guy 1: bro, I'm so stressed I have so much to do and no time wtf is my life
Guy 2: ooF sounds like a shittastrophe