An advanced sexual prank to perform during ejaculation. To practice this prank, you must pretend to ejaculate into your partners mouth, but right as you climax, turn around and perform the shitstorm onto their face. This is a highly advanced technique in which you need to perfectly time your shitstorm together with the ejaculation.
Girl 1: "How was he in bed girlll?"
Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."
Girl 1: "Oh no"
Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."
Girl 1: "Oh no"
by EgyptianShitstorm February 19, 2021
Get the Egyptian Shitstorm mug.A situation where oneself or something of value to self becomes attacked by a large quantity of basically crap, which must be fended off at a high rate in order to return the system to normal.
The DDOS attack against our primary server started this morning. So can imagine the shitstorm we've had to go through.
by dan z May 13, 2005
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A discussion about something totally pointless and inane that got out of hand and now consists of people fighting over nothing.
Basically like a flamewar, just that the discussion itself, as well as the participants, are so utterly stupid that it's impossible to put into words. Shitstorms like these always tend to be really easy to start, even when you don't want it - just like an avalanche, one false step (or word) can be enough to set free a shitstorm of epic proportions. One easy example for this is the ongoing console-fanyboy war.
Basically like a flamewar, just that the discussion itself, as well as the participants, are so utterly stupid that it's impossible to put into words. Shitstorms like these always tend to be really easy to start, even when you don't want it - just like an avalanche, one false step (or word) can be enough to set free a shitstorm of epic proportions. One easy example for this is the ongoing console-fanyboy war.
Guy1: Well, I really don't like the PS3 so much ..
Guy2: WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE IT? BUT ITS THE BEST CONSOLE IN THE WORLD
Guy3: YEAH IT IS SHUT UP YOU GAY FAGGOT
Guy1: But I just like the 360 better, leave me alone!
Guy4: WHAT? THE 360 IS FOR FAGGOTS, ILL KILL YOU
Guy1: But it's just a conso...
Guy5: YOUR MOM SUCKS DICKS
Guy1: Oh man, what a shitstorm I've started here..
etc. etc.
Guy2: WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE IT? BUT ITS THE BEST CONSOLE IN THE WORLD
Guy3: YEAH IT IS SHUT UP YOU GAY FAGGOT
Guy1: But I just like the 360 better, leave me alone!
Guy4: WHAT? THE 360 IS FOR FAGGOTS, ILL KILL YOU
Guy1: But it's just a conso...
Guy5: YOUR MOM SUCKS DICKS
Guy1: Oh man, what a shitstorm I've started here..
etc. etc.
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Get the Shitsticks mug.by Steagles June 11, 2006
Get the Shitstink mug.(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter
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note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter
other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)
note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.
2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
by Lfrey May 5, 2006
Get the shitsticks mug.Paris really needed a shit when she approached her house, her Shitstincts really kicked in!
Harry was on the bus, when he was almost at his house his Shitstincs knew he was close!
Harry was on the bus, when he was almost at his house his Shitstincs knew he was close!
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