shitshock

when talking or mention of a subject that causes extreme uneasiness, fear or even acual neurogical shock to the point of causing an involuntary bowel movement

my ex is coming over, this is not good, i got shitshock, brb

by skaioverride September 25, 2011

Shitsticles

a. Extremely hard feces.

b. A synonym for "damn" or "shit".

a)
- "Hey, what was that noise in the back?"
* "That was just me dropping some shitsticles."

b)
- "Looks like your steak got burned"
* "Oh, shitsticles."

by Sonaru. January 18, 2013

Shitstack

A shit large enough for two.

I just pooped a shitstack so high, it's coming out of the bowl.

by daviddeath June 21, 2014

ShitStick

When one epithet simply will not do, and you don't have time for two. A convenient combination of Shit Head, and Dip Stick, ShitStick is crude enough for all occasions in which either of the other two would have sufficed.

Screaming at your ex for not paying his share of the last electric bill, thereby causing shut off. Yelled back as you leave for the last time: "You ShitStick!" and you're out.

by Often Warranted July 1, 2009

Shitsticks

A curse which is an extension of the word "shit".

"Watch for that truck, mate"
"Shitsticks"
*SPLAAAAAAATTTT*
"Shitsticks. R u ok?"
"No"

by Stick of Shytt February 22, 2003

Shitsticked

To be unbelievably tired beyond belief. When you have been physically and mentally drained that even the idea of sleep requires too much effort.

"I have had two exams today, then went to the park and played football for an hour and a half, then revised for two hours, and now I've only just got back from the gym"

"Duuude, you must be Shitsticked!"

by oldham92 June 2, 2009

shitstack

When many males all stack up on the shitter, each sitting on the lap of the person below them. They spread their legs and the shit falls down into the toilet.

paul, steve, mel and andrew shitstacked it together

by SteveB November 30, 2006