shitersey

A term that means New Jersey is Shit
Combination Shit-Ersey

Jack: look at that person over there wearing the mask!
Manuela: That goddam motherfucker got out of the car with a New Jersey license plate
Preetha: Yea that jitbag got to be from upper shitersey Near Newark

by Mr India!!! (Aka Jack P) July 27, 2023

shitersed

(Shetland Scots) Extremely Drunk

“Brians Shitersed, He’ll Be Getting The Shiters Express (Last Bus On A Friday/Saturday Night) Home”

by SulphurS16 December 15, 2023

shitspensive

VERY EXPENSIVE

Guy 1: “Can you buy me this Jacket”
Guy 1’s mom: “no, thats hella shitspensive!”

by 7dollarsworthofcum December 4, 2023

shitweasel

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier.

Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house, and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

by Pepe501 June 12, 2024

Shitweasel

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier. The animal variants of the shitweasel tend to be smaller dogs or cats that urinate and defecate behind and/or under furniture, primarily on carpet.

In a sentence example: Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

I can't believe that little shitweasel tried to pull that on us.

by Pepe501 June 13, 2024

shiteaser

When you feel the need to poop but it's a false alarm.

I really thought I had to crap but it ended up being a damn shiteaser!

by QUEEN STEEVE June 1, 2025

A Shitbender

A person so un-eloquent in their use of lies and bullshit that the act of them speaking equates to "shit-bending." Overglorificaton of ones self makes one a shitbender. Exaggeration of an event to the point of absurdity makes one a shitbender.
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.

"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)

Me: "I have never heard anything so crazy come out of anyone's mouth, ever!

Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."

by MBTGIYM October 22, 2014