shitcaps

1) When someone stinks up your office so bad that it smells like you put a cap o shit on your head.

2) a title for a person who does said action

1) "boy it really smells like shitcaps in here."

2) "Yo, ShitCaps, how's it going?"

by Karen Monahan May 4, 2005

shitslap

the act of farting into ones own cupped hand and quickly shoving the stench into an unsuspecting victims nostrils. Must be done quickly so as to not lose farts potency

"I was watching tv and minding my own bidness when Shawn straight shitslapped me!"

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

Shitshaker

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.

Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.

by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

Shitspert

To be well versed in the sport of defecation.

Steve dropped a stank deuce and decided to post details on Facebook. He certainly is a Shitspert.

by Some dirty guy August 31, 2013

shitspectations

Origin. Shit + expectations

Noun. An expectation that things will turn out badly. The opposite of great expectations

I'm dreading Christmas this year, wanna hear my festive shitspectations?

by Dick Shunery December 21, 2014

Shitspeaker

One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.

This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

SHITSHARES

A flury of garbage shares from news articles, fake news, ig, Twitter post and bad memes.

There goes Garcia with his shitshares again.

by Exstoiv April 20, 2018