shithawk

A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.

As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL

by wetcoastbirdman February 15, 2010

shithawk

An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.

"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."

by DwheelerJ October 24, 2006

shithawk

a bird usually found shitting on unsuspecting prey

hey man look out, it's a bunch of shithawks

by Nowar August 12, 2003

shitsweats

a sweat, usually located around the buttocks or arm pit area, which is the result of a long and perhaps painful shit

after trying for hours, he was starting to get a shitsweat

by i own your ass November 24, 2003

Shitsauce

shitty sauce, a response when something goes horribly wrong.

Doerr: "dude I just lit your kitchen on fire... sorry"
Jon Bednarz: "AHHHH SHITSAUCE!!!!"

by Doerrdoerr July 21, 2011

shitawaited

Getting your shit ( affairs, situations) situated.

I got so much I need to get shitawaited before tomorrow.

by Dr Niggèr August 17, 2022

shithawk

Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.

Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.

by Elliott April 17, 2005