shitpump

a fucked-up loser who gets nothing right
Pl. Shitpumps

you forgot the shit again, shitpump

by Quinn Kearns August 7, 2003

shitum

A slang term used by the white population to describe a person of African descent. AKA Nigger.

Originates from East Orange, NJ

Look at the shitum's hanging out in front of the liquor store again.

They should get a job.

by Honkey-nigga July 5, 2006

Shitium

Shitium is the product of all matter after it degrades to a point where its of no use to anyone anymoar.

After burning all my coal up, all i was left with was shitium.

by Kyosuke January 19, 2009

shitdump

word that works perfectly for every situation.

hey look at her! what a shitdump

i dropped my phone, shitdump!
this place is a mess, why do i live in a shitdump!?

by shitdump123 May 21, 2018

Shitrus

When life has hit you with so many lemons that now your poo smells like a cross between lemony fresh citrus and shit.

If one more thing went wrong Becky was sure her poop would smell like shitrus.

by LdySk8 June 2, 2018

SHITPUMP

A fucked up worthless loser who does nothing but make things harder for everyone around him due to his utter incompetence in all things.

"Look at that asshole just bumbling around like a fool!"

"Yeah he makes the job harder for everyone, that useless shitpump!"

by Jerky Nutbag December 4, 2020

Shitrim

When you take a shit but run out of toilet paper. So you place the rim of the toilet in between your cheeks and slide around. This functionally displaces the shit from your anus to the toilet rim.

Fuck I’m out of toilet paper, I guess I’ll shitrim again.

by LingoMango January 9, 2021