A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.
Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".
Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.
Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"
Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.
Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.
Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"
Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.
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The act of ripping on someone verbally, most present on games like HALO or CALL OF DUTY esp. when winning by a large amount.
by reedo March 26, 2008
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NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.
NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.
"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."
"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."
"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."
"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."
"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."
by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010
Get the Shitpanning mug.The process of creating pieces of metal that lends them unbelievably little strength and resilience. Shitallurgically formed parts are incredible in their ability to retain none of the normal material properties of metal.
This part had such excellent shitallurgy that it simply fell apart when I touched it. The shitallurgy of these screws makes them easy to strip, they might as well be made out of cheese! China is the number one manufacturer of shitallurgical parts.
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Get the shitball mug.A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.
I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.
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