Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

by beetee-> May 17, 2010

Shitness

Synonym of hot or tight. Used to signify something that baffles the mind.

"I got that shitness."

"Thats that shitness I've been talkin bout."

by APuett December 3, 2007

Shitness

Cool way of saying “legitness”

Dude Infinity War was Shitness

by Lil Tay The Youngest Flexer July 25, 2018

Shitnosing

The act of letting loose diarrhea into somebody's mouth, taping it shut, and tickling them until it shoots out their nose.

I heard he was doing some hard shitnosing at Friday's party.

by 321blacksmith November 29, 2012

Shitness

When food is so amazing it makes you shit.

That curry was the shitness

by God King James June 19, 2015

Shamnesia

When a Phish concert kicks your ass along with the LSD and or MDMA and you've concluded that it was the best thing you've ever heard.

Jordan is suffering from shamnesia after candy flipping at last nights Phish concert.

by japmeatstick July 31, 2017

Shownesia

Realizing you have binged a show before after binge watching at least half of the 1st season.

On Saturday I started watching The Dome but on season 2 I realized I watched it before, I had a terrible case of shownesia.

by PartyManJosh July 27, 2019