bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

Shitnasty

is a state of being similar to rowdy but at a 10-fold magnitude of intensity which also always involves copious amounts of intoxicating drink and questionable(awesome) decisions.

"Dude did you see Keegan last night he was crunk dancing all night like basically all the way to the floor, and then he jumped off the roof naked."

"Yeah he was pretty shitnasty

by asubbrown April 1, 2010

Fat-shionista

Stylish Plus Size Women. Or the Plus Size version of a Fashionista.

"All of the Fat-shionista's were seen at Full Figured Fashion Week."

fashionista

by nyCookie July 6, 2009

Satinist

A person, who upon wearing a satin devil costume, or adorning horns becomes 'Diabolical'. Their behavior is somehow altered, by the costume. Otherwise, they are your typical God fearing Christian, with an adverse reaction to the Devil. There are many behaviors which fit this label, which is expanded to Satin-ism. The -ism, suggests a practice, or adherence to beliefs. The Satinist, is not just wearing a costume playing a part, it invokes in them mischievous thoughts and behavior.

Bill (wearing costume): I am EVIL, mu ha ha ha ha!
Susie: Oh my! Aren't you afraid of offending God?

Bill: NO! I am the Devil!
Susie: Ok Bill, see you at church on Sunday. You Satinist!

by SIN JONES September 14, 2011

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

Shitlist

people who piss you off.
People who abuse their powers/authority

I hate thaT fucking BITCH , they are going on my shit list

by Ur moma February 25, 2004