shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

shithouse reporter

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

shithoused

drunk out of your mind

I'm so shithoused I don't even remember my name!

by Lindzy August 1, 2003

shithole

A really bad place or building, especially somewhere undesirable to live or work.

You can only judge a shithole by the turds that pass through it.

by Jon K January 1, 2004

shitmotherfuckerbitch

What one says when they are losing/lost a hand while playing the card game Egyption ratscrew

Shitmotherfuckerbitch! I should have slapped that sandwich... now you have all the jacks!

by Lindsey/Morgan December 29, 2007

shithouse crazy

A state of crazy that is beyond repair. The most severe form of crazy.

Look at Francy. She has gone shithouse crazy!

by studstud October 22, 2011

shit-hot

outstanding, incredible, above expectations, motivating

That uniform looks shit-hot.

by NAPS December 10, 2003