shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.

Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!

by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017

Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

Shitwit

Someone who is lower than a dimwit, generally bottom of the Dunning-Kruger curve, highest confidence lowest knowledge

"hes such a shitwit"

by MattTortilla March 3, 2021

Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.

i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.

by devilace July 24, 2009

shitfinder

a map in Starcraft that used to be called "Pathfinder", but because of its "special" balance issues was quickly renamed by fans. -__-

more info @ liquipedia

1: Lol Hydra you have just been pwned by mech terran
2: wtf shitfinder imba --

by Junezerg September 8, 2011

shitwitch

A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.

"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"

by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005