shitcockery

Behavior related to acting like an immature, foul-mouthed, unpleasant forum troll more interested in being antisocial than anything else.

After a while, I grew tired of the shitcockery on Fark.com and stopped going to its forums

by Canobes August 29, 2017

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spidercock

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.

He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.

by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021

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Shitercock • shittercock • Shittercockin • shitrock • shitrocket • shitcocked • Shercock • shitcocker • shercock holmes • Shercockin'

dribbling shitcock

A shitcock that has feces dribbling off of it.

-see shitcock

STFU dribbling shitcock!

by hallik September 29, 2003

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a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.

you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:

"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"

"i better go and get some shitcock"

by maffew1234 May 30, 2006

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