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shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.
I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.
by chupacabra February 14, 2005
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shitfuckdamn

A very handy word; rolls right off the tongue. Usually said when something is dropped, when personal injury is inflicted, or no other obscene phrase will fit.
1. --After dropping purse and spilling contents-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

2. --After stubbing toe in the middle of the night-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

3. --After becoming pissed off and having nothing else to say-- "Shitfuckdamn!"
by Cu2Au April 23, 2006
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Shitfuck

1. The remaining Shit on the end of a faggot's dick.
2. A clueless fucking idiot that more than likely takes it up the ass.
1. There's more talent in an Andy Dick Shitfuck than in an entire Carrot Top.

2. Melvin: Hey there boy-o did ya catch The Joe Schmoe finale?
Elmo: Is that the show about that Shitfuck who is being set up? Naw!
by rodney kipps June 12, 2011
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Shitfucked

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.
1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."
by N3vermind March 18, 2009
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shitfucker

Like calling someone a fucker(derogatory) but even worse. Instead of fucking normal things, they fuck shit.
Person 1: Dude, what a fucker.
Person 2: No. What a shitfucker.
Person 1: Ooooh. That was harsh.
by dana008 April 25, 2006
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shitduck

The person who refuses to say hello or good morning to another person or a person just being silent.
Cory is being a Shitduck this morning because he didn't say hello.
by Shitduckjr March 22, 2017
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Shitfuck

A verb in the english language which typically means that something has gone very wrong. Only if the correct phrase is uttered in such a moment of terror or frustration can it be a true shitfucking
Trainee *sneezes in John's face*
Trainee: "SHIT! FUCK!! I AM SOOOO SORRY, JOHN!"
John: "shitfuck is right! Jesus, you shitfucked all over me! I'm getting out of here before i get shitfucked again, see you later my shitfucking friend."
by Wypipo whisperer August 10, 2020
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