Shitcation

Shitcation is when young ladies in West Africa particularly Nigeria and Ghana go for an adventure to Dubai in search of money through prostitution. This happens with the aid and connection of a local pimp. They end up getting pooped right into the mouth after the unlimited gang bonking including ghetto gagging and all the nasty indulgence for the gratification of the Arabian men just for the money(dollar).
It is coined from the merging of shit + vacation and shorthanded as shitcation.

Shayc: Wonder why Poloo went for few days vacation in Dubai and then return with a brand new car

Lutterodt: the hustle is real bro. That's the power of shitcation

by Shayc babs March 4, 2019

Shitzanogien

When Playing Minecraft, listening to revenge, Shitzanogien is the word associated when you are blown up by a creeper and lose all your stuff

You - “Yo I just found a village”.
Creeper kills you
You - “Ahhhhhh Shitzanogien, I just lost 11 Diamonds”.

by The Recyclable Cunt October 31, 2019

Shitcunt

The anus of a man or woman during the act of anal sex. First referred to on L4L's 2001 album, The TGTBT LP. More specifically on the track "Office Reunion."

George: Ali, let me ask you a hypothetical question...do you want your job to last?!!!

Ali: Yes, George.

George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

shitmano

Variant of "Shimano", top Japanese company which makes bicycle components (from groupsets to wheels to pedals to shoes). Akin to Microsoft in its pervasiveness and near-monopoly of the market (at least as far as groupsets (chainrings, cranks, bottom brackets, shifters, cassettes, etc)) and certain mediocrity, it is found on many bikes from the cheap low-end models to the nicer ones which actually aren't too bad (XT, XTR, Ultegra, Dura-Ace) but cost a grip. There are alternatives, at least for the groupsets - Campagnolo (go Campy) and SRAM (Sachs).

Look at that damn roadie's Bianchi - full Campagnolo gruppo! <drool> (looks down at lowly Shitmano Sora groupset).

by ::analogue:: January 31, 2005

shitcake

An offensive or loathsome person.

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.

by von Trips August 29, 2009

SHITCON 1

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!

1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."

by I'm Intense August 5, 2008

shitnana-split

When a turd is so long that it arcs across the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl and has both ends sticking out of the water. When flushed it bends in half.
You may feel free to add wads of toilet paper to simulate the whipped cream on top or next to the "shitnana".

I took a dump this morning and with the toilet paper all around it and stuff, it looked just like a shitnana-split laying there in the bowl.

by Scoot'r April 4, 2007