ShitBox 360

The XBOX 360 Arcade. Why would someone in their right minds buy this piece of shit over the normal 360?
Is NOT compatible with basic XBOX games. So you can't play Halo or Halo 2 unless you have a computer.

Halo Master-"omg for christmas i got an XBOX 360!!!"
Loser Kid-"Aw, man all i got was the ShitBox 360..."

by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 19, 2008

shitbox

Any vehicle,(even a brand new one) that you are forced to use for commuting while something much more entertaining sits in the garage waiting for the weekend.

I wish I was driving my GTO instead of this SHITBOX.

by tractorfix December 6, 2003

Shitbox 2000

A computer that is notoriously bad and filled with viruses, with a shitty-ass microphone attached.

Hey, have you seen Brody's computer? It's a total Shitbox 2000.

by Ara Ndom August 24, 2012

shitbox engineer

somebody who engineers things in a manner that would be considered shitty

Your a total shitbox engineer!

by Fataliswire November 11, 2012

Shitbox

A vehicle that is an unfun EV pod or economy focused point A to point B driver. Japanese brands are perfect for adding the shitbox moniker to as they are slow and primarily driven by Boomers/misinformed Gen X drivers or bugmen incels who think they're Takumi from Initial D

Look at this nerd lil Timmy driving his shitbox gr86/BRZ/miata thinking he's Takumi getting GAPPED

by V8GappedYou May 8, 2023

ShitBiscuit

When you have diarrhea and it hardens so no shit can flush, like plugging a throat with a biscuit.

Person1: Man my shit is stuck!
Person2: Did you try the plunger?
Person1: Yeah it won't work!
Person2: Must be a shitbiscuit

by Big boy beth mcmeth November 9, 2019

shitbird

From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass

"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"

"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"

"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."

"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."

by Phinneus Gage February 8, 2005