Shituation

A shitty situation for everyone except Sean Connery

Guy1: I got caught wanking in the exam hall
Guy2: Sounds like a bloody shituation bro.

by rujuunnum June 9, 2017

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SHAGATRON

A man who considers himself the terminator of sexual encounters - not necessarily true, generally delusional.

SHAGATRON, ENGAGE!

by MrYoungs December 27, 2019

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Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

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shitathon

When all the stalls in a public bathroom are full.

Mike: Man, I need to take a dump.
Dan: Ok, I'll wait
Dan: Why are you back so soon?
Mike: Couldn't go, it was a shitathon in there.

by shameus.burp September 3, 2009

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A fat mother fucker who has 5 kids at the age of 25 and married some nasty bitch who neglects her kids. He sells dish network for a living and makes very little money because his boss hates him. Shitsthony's are great sales persons and would do well in life if they could read or stay on task. They are generally fat lazy sacks of shit. Shitsthony's are considered to be mooches because they ask for money and food all the time. What they are best at is getting their friends put in jail. They generally dont give a shit about anyone around them so they leave their drugs in other peoples cars and let others take the fall for it. Shitsthony's should be neutered at birth so that we may end the blood line and save the world.

Shitsthony- "Hey man Im really hungry and my kids need diapers."

Boss- "What do I look like a fucking bank?"

Shitsthony- "Well how do you expect me to make sales when I have to worry about my kids not being able to poop?"

Boss- "Fuck"

by Mchammer911 June 18, 2009

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