shtalker

a shtalker is someone who stalks you for the sole purpose of talking shit.

{ten seconds after you log on facebook}
shtalker: Hey Bob, wtf have you been?

Bob: Uhhh, offline?
shtalker: Looks like you got picture raped last night.

Bob: How long have you been waiting for me to log in?
shtalker: idk, lost track of time keeping tabs on my fucket list. I added your face to the bottom.
Bob: shtalker, you're such a shtalker.

by RumpoleIsDead April 14, 2010

Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

shitalot

One who is constantly going to the bathroom due to an overactive bowel.

Damn, That kid goes to the bathroom a lot, he is such a shitalot

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

dope shitaki

used to describe something or someone who is brilliantly amazing and unbelievably brilliant

person 1 : i ordered the lager and am underwhelmed

Person 2 : well i ordered the IPA friend of mine And It is some dope shitaki , Booom

by Braam May 14, 2017

shitalker

noun- person who talks shit, usually to impress anybody unfortunate enough to be listening

When you tell me how awesome you are, I know you're a shitalker

by Shitalker July 25, 2008

Shitake Monkey

the greatest band ever.

damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?

by Chuck Flores January 31, 2004

shitalkery

Shit talking at the highest level.

“The shitalkery that came outta that niggas mouth was MINT!”

“Does your asstalkery back up your shitalkery!?”

by Haasitto March 15, 2021