cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.

jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.

by HornyCat September 6, 2010

shit catchers

A comfortable, baggy pair of old and well worn tracksuit pants that one wears, usually around the house. Teams very well with the old 'wife beater' as well.

I don't feel relaxed until I have my shit catchers on and a beer in my hand.

by Jules Howard November 9, 2007

Shit catcher job

When your job is primarily to solve problems caused by someone else, and the likelihood of being chewed out for mistakes by your seniors is high. Especially if dealing with those problems usually avoided by others not in the profession.

Shit catcher jobs include police and military, many IT jobs, healthcare workers and many blue collar jobs.

Shit catcher is usually the role of a semi-autonomous worker or low level manager assigned to solve problems in the field.

Your job is to fix other people’s problems but you’re also there to take the blame when things go wrong.

This customer came in with an expired coupon and raised hell so the MOD gave her the discount, then when the owner came in later she ripped into the manager for having too many discounts.

She gets shit on from both ends. She has a shit catcher job.

by SubversiveAgenda June 26, 2021

shit catchers

Item of clothing worn by homeboys and the everyday white kid eminem who attempts to be a gangster. Made of Denim. Hangs from lower hips appearing like a adolencent diapers.

Check out those fuckwits with the shit catchers.

by Dalestrom September 25, 2005

Shit Catchers

Hairs around your asshole that get caught up in your shit.
Can be helpful if you shart so the shit doesn't get on your pants.

My pube trimmer got caught up in my shit catchers

by halfahmeatball November 16, 2010

catch shit

To receive excessive blame for

Whenever I forget to take out the trash, I catch shit from my mom.

by richard dot com February 26, 2007

couldn't catch shit in a diaper

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

by Joe Sam December 15, 2015