Shit-Dick

An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.

Guy1: Ur so bad at maths, your a fucking shit-dick!
Guy2: ...
Guy1: *in hospital*

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021

Shit-Dick

When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.

1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"

2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"

Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"

Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."

by Sexbombz February 23, 2010

Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter

Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it

by Brodman585 March 15, 2021

shit dick surprise

The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.

Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.

by Wheatus April 15, 2004

shit dick nigger

Something you say when you forget something or get mad

I just lost the game "shit dick nigger!"

by Urban AirNAgger June 3, 2017

shit dick supreme

an act similar to that of the standard shit dick, but instead, in this case the male has diarhea and having the sloppy feces go all over the toilet. for this act to result, the man must also drop a rather large-in-mass turd, causing the diarhea from earlier in his defication to backsplash on his penis. this resembles a shit dick but with sloppy, wet poo instead of water that backsplashes.

i ate a lot of chineese food the other night, had diarhea and got a major shit dick supreme.

by shitdick!!!1 June 6, 2011

shit dick rick

while screwing a girl in the ass, she accidently shits on your dick. then you pull it out and yell: i'm Rick James bitch as you stick it in her mouth.

that bitch done shit on my dick again so this time i yelled that i was rick james bitch, and shoved it in her mouth and made her clean it up.

by n chamberlain October 4, 2004